No sitting cross legged in the foyer.
No fires in the foyer.
No ritual sacrifices in the foyer.
No playing tiggi-scarecrow in the foyer.
No singing in the foyer.
No Metros in the foyer.
No making babies in the foyer.
No penguin farms in the foyer.
No foyers in the foyer.
No homo-erotic orgies in the foyer.
No public shavings in the foyer.
No stairway to Heaven in the foyer.
No farm animals in the foyer.
No wiping your ass on the glass in the foyer.
No sea cruises in the foyer.
No hunchbacks in the foyer.
No bearded ladies in the foyer.
No birds nests in beards in the foyer.
No nakedness in the foyer.
No snow in the foyer.
No merriment in the foyer.
No pickled foetus’ in the foyer.
No manhattans in the foyer.
No ball-licking in the foyer.
No Jewish ceremonies in the foyer.
No upside-down crucifixions in the foyer.
No baptisms in the foyer.
No camping in the foyer.
No wombles in the foyer.
No clangers in the foyer.
No mashing potatoes in the foyer.
No prostitution in the foyer.
No quiet in the foyer.
No loudness in the foyer.
No swimming in the foyer.
No skinny-dipping in the foyer.
No dancing elves in the foyer.
No pole dancing in the foyer.
No funerals in the foyer,
No pizzerias in the foyer.
No paper-tossing in the foyer.
No kilt-wearing in the foyer.
No whispering in the foyer.
No inflated condoms in the foyer.
No hobos in the foyer.
No festive activities in the foyer.
No beard-stroking in the foyer.
No used condoms in the foyer.
No moshpits in the foyer.
No giant marshmallows in the foyer.
No salivating in the foyer.
No teddy-bear picnics in the foyer.
No wet t-shirt competitions in the foyer.
No German sausage eating in the foyer.
No midget animal cross breeding in the foyer.
No foreign currency in the foyer.
No sasquatches in the foyer.
No masturbating in the foyer.
No backstreet abortions in the foyer.
No drug-growing in the foyer.
No kayaking in the foyer.
No pancake tossing in the foyer.
No dead celebrities in the foyer.
No sheep shearing in the foyer.
No lightsaber fights in the foyer.
No mud wrestling in the foyer.
No camel toes in the foyer.
No possum feeding in the foyer.
No 69ing in the foyer.
No men in thongs in the foyer.
No chinchilla racing in the foyer.
No unicycles in the foyer.
No ant-hills in the foyer.
No church music in the foyer.
No 3 month old corpses.
No fishing in the foyer.
No hitchhiking in the foyer.
No weddings in the foyer.
No race car driving in the foyer.
No small mammals in the foyer.
No bone breaking in the foyer.
No pirates in the foyer.
No salad fingers in the foyer.
No garden gnomes in the foyer.
No cult leaflet distribution in the foyer.
No fanatic vampirism in the foyer.
No vampire pigeons in the foyers.
No line dancing in the foyer.
No illicit cowboy stage shows in the foyer.
No playground games in the foyer.
No ovulating in the foyer.
No skydiving in the foyer.
No fan-fic writing in the foyer.
No arranged marriages in the foyer.
No ‘No Pride’ in the foyer.
No aardvark baiting in the foyer.
No poetry in the foyer.
No breathing in the foyer.
No heaving breathing in the foyer.
No Tibetan karaoke singers in the foyer.
No sequinned waistcoats in the foyer.
No shirt ninjas in the foyer.
No shoes in the foyer.
No red disks in the foyer.
No wigs in the foyer.
No talking to God in the foyer.
No Irish leprechaun mimicking in the foyer.
No shaving dogs afros in the foyer.
No double jeopardy in the foyer.
No Kerplunk in the foyer.
No sticky sticks in the foyer.
No French people with male names in the foyer.
No nibbling in the foyer.
No circumcision in the foyer.
No rusty spoons in the foyer.
No taps with diamond handles in the foyer.
No Jehovah’s witnesses in the foyer.
No ninja’s in the foyer.
No fencing in the foyer.
No Viking longboats in the foyer.
No Hitler replicas in the foyer.
No panzer tanks in the foyer.
No weapons of mass destruction in the foyer.
No schoolgirly giggling in the foyer.
No antidisestablishmentarianists in the foyer.
No quidditch in the foyer.
No paedophiles in the foyer.
No teenage mutant ninja turtles in the foyer.
No power rangers in the foyers.
No pokemon in the foyer.
No assassins in the foyer.
No eunuchs in the foyer.
No cobwebs in the foyer.
No refectories in the foyer.
No painting the foyer in the foyer.
No big gay bald men in the foyer.
No black men called Dave in the foyer.
No happy bunnies in the foyer.
No giant chess in the foyer.
No pigeon protests in the foyer.
No cheese tasting in the foyer.
No multiple operations in the foyer.
No naked twister in the foyer.
No nipple tweaking in the foyer.
No Greenpeace protests in the foyer.
No ugly asylum seekers in the foyer.
No hot celebrities wearing clothes in the foyer.
No invisible musical chairs in the foyer.
No cannibalism in the foyer.
No nymphomaniac mermaids in the foyer.
No wobble bottoms in the foyer.
No shaving Private Ryan’s in the foyer.
No rolling down the disabled ramp in the foyer.
No dominatrixes in the foyer.
No retro hairstyles in the foyer.
No dancing peanuts in the foyer.
No femidoms in the foyer.
No Russian cosmonauts in the foyer.
No randy bum sex in the foyer.
No poodle baiting in the foyer.
No wolf bagging in the foyer.
No curly haired barmaids in the foyer.
No house parties in the foyer.
No psychedelic Wendy houses in the foyer.
No hairy pitted Germans foyer.
No royal tea parties in the foyer.
No manhandling the Queen in the foyer.
No barbershop quartets in the foyer.
No Yugoslavian carol singers in the foyer.
No fluffy Easter bunnies in the foyer.
No Chelski fans in the foyer.
No snorting sherbet in the foyer.
No clowns with fire extinguishers in the foyer.
No burnt soup in the foyer.
No changing the colour of your pen in the foyer.
No urinating on Quazzies bald spot in the foyer.
No Columbian Cartel in the foyer.
No elephant polo in the foyer.
No spinking in the foyer.
No Japanese water torture in the foyer.
No exorcisms with naked priests in the foyer.
No fish slapping the in the foyer.
No trout tickling in the foyer.
-- CREATING A GRAND SPANKING TOTAL OF 183 FOYER THINGYS. I NEED MORE!!!!! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD, BUT NO OBNOXIOUSLY NORMAL ONES ^_^ --
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